2009
10.18
celebrity belly button removal | hoax | m.mckennedy

The Latest In Plastic Surgery Belly Button Removal

Celebrities all over the globe are constantly spending money to improve their looks.  From working out with personal trainers, dieting, Botox injections, breast implants, tummy tucks and now the latest and greatest craze taking Los Angeles by storm just might be having your belly button removed!

The following images are shocking, you have been warned!  Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Slash, Matthew McConaughey, Eddie Murphy and many more celebrities are having their belly buttons completely smoothed over and removed (well, not really – the following images have all been altered.)

“I personally enjoy the belly button.  It creates a visual separation point between the upper body and pelvic area.  I am not sure why anyone would want to get ride of it?”, said an anonymous person.

“Belly buttons? who the hell needs ‘um? they just collect lint and remind us that at one point we were attached to our Moms via a feed-bag type of thing!  It’s sort of gross.  Plus my six-pack looks much better without a dent in it.”, stated a fictitious man.

“I had an outty – and the thing stuck out by about two and a half inches!  I had it removed and now when I slide ice cubes down my perfectly toned stomach during movies and photo shoots the melted water doesn’t pool in my belly button – ’cause the damn thing is gone!”, laughed some made-up person on beach.

Warning: What you are about to see is (not) real!

Paris Hilton Without A Belly Button

Paris Hilton Without A Belly Button

Pamela Anderson Without A Belly Button

Pamela Anderson Without A Belly Button

Eddie Murphy Without A Belly Button

Eddie Murphy Without A Belly Button

Harry Connick Jr. Without A Belly Button

Harry Connick Jr. Without A Belly Button

Heidi Montang Without A Belly Button

Heidi Montang Without A Belly Button

Lindsay Lohan Without A Belly Button

Lindsay Lohan Without A Belly Button

Lindsay Lohan Without A Belly Button

Lindsay Lohan Without A Belly Button

Usher Without A Belly Button

Usher Without A Belly Button

Slash Without A Belly Button

Slash Without A Belly Button

Matthew McConaughey Without A Belly Button

Matthew McConaughey Without A Belly Button

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